don’t mean to bearpost Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Bearpost, don’t mean to bearpost, dont, long tail, Minecraft, smp, yeah

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/100	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, ancient empires, ancient warfare, Carthaginian empire, cultural influences, historical events, historical perspectives, historical preferences, Jewcraft, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish faith, Jewish history, Jewish opinions, Jewish perspective, judaism, Minecraft, punic wars, religious beliefs, religious practices, religious traditions, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Crops Grown:	1093
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for players who want to experience the chaos of the Carthaginian empire prevailing in the Punic Wars! Join us and battle it out in epic PvP matches where you can ride elephants into battle and unleash your inner Hannibal. Plus, we have special quests where you can uncover ancient artifacts and unlock secret powers that will make you unstoppable. So why wait? Join our server now and rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

SassySMPQueen – The Minecraft SMP Meanie

Apology, Behavior, brother, CHANGE, cry, family, forgiveness, Friends, high school girlfriend, mean, meanie, Minecraft, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Rude, SassySMPQueen, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, steal, take advantage, Weed

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and dysfunctional Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of being a decent human being and want to embrace your inner jerk? Look no further, because on this server, we encourage you to be mean and rude to everyone you meet!

Join us if you enjoy making people cry, stealing from your loved ones, and just generally being a terrible person. Our community thrives on drama and betrayal, so if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner dick, this is the server for you!

But don’t worry, we’re all in this together. We’ll support you in your quest to be the biggest jerk you can be, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn something about yourself along the way. So come on, join us and let’s spread chaos and mayhem in the world of Minecraft!

WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

acceptance, blended family, children, Communication, Conflict, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, family, Grief, Loss, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Sadness, Server, stepmom, Support, Therapy, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDrama

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/400	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Animals Bred:	63	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of family drama and awkward situations? Then join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the wedding planning and step-family drama. Build your dream world and forget about forced smiles and fake happiness.

On our server, you can create a world where your mom is still with you and your dad isn’t marrying someone new. You can build a virtual paradise where you never have to deal with step-siblings or awkward family dynamics.

Join now and let your imagination run wild! Who needs a step-mom when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a world where you can be happy without all the drama. See you in the game, where family drama doesn’t exist!

KidRageCraft

car journey, children, Communication, condescending, crying, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, family, KidRageCraft, Meal, Niece, OFFENDED, Parent, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling, spoiled, toddlers, walk

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ores Mined:	9828	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of spending time with annoying toddlers who just won’t stop talking and crying? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only crying you’ll hear is from players who can’t handle the epic builds and intense battles!

Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!

Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!

F16sAndMissilesMC

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, F-16s, F16sAndMissilesMC, fighter jets, international relations, Military, missile attack, missile defense, nato, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, Zelensky

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3452	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

lol so like, ukraine was just minding their own business when russia was like “hey let’s launch a mass missile attack” and ukraine was like “nah fam, not today” so they whipped out their F-16s and were like pew pew pew! and zelensky was like “yeah we did that, we badass” so if u wanna be part of a server as epic as ukraine’s defense, join us now! we promise there will be no missile attacks, just good times and epic builds!

JupitersAndStarsCraft

Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic objects, Exoplanets, Formation, Images, JupitersAndStarsCraft, planetary formation, Planetary Systems, Planets, scientific discovery, six Jupiter-sized worlds, space exploration, space imaging, space technology, Stars, stellar evolution, Universe, Webb Telescope

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
New Chunks Explored:	686619	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so like, we got this epic server that’s out of this world, literally. we got six freakin’ Jupiter-sized worlds for you to explore, all thanks to the Webb telescope. and get this, you can actually see how planets and stars form right before your eyes. it’s like watching a cosmic soap opera, but better. join us and witness the birth of a new universe, or something like that. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get spacey together!

Enival: Not Just Another Boring Vanilla Server, Embrace the Trust-based Madness! Join Us Now!

Boring, Calendars, Community, Discord, Embrace, Enhancing, Enival, Enjoyable, Experience, Fresh, Friendly, Griefers, Join, like-minded, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Safe, Semivanilla, September, Server, smp, Survival, Trustbased, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	161

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust-based survival
Whitelist	Players need to apply to join for safety and community trust
Launch Date	Between September 13-15
Discord	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Enival?

Enival is a community-focused Minecraft server that aims to provide an enjoyable, trust-filled survival experience for players.

Why Join Us Now?

Joining the Discord server now allows you to be part of the community before the Minecraft server goes live. It’s a chance to connect with like-minded players and be involved from the beginning.

What to Expect

Whitelist system for safety
Quality of life mods for enhanced gameplay
Launch date set for September 13-15

If you’re looking for a fresh Minecraft server experience with a welcoming community, Enival is the place for you. Join our Discord today and get ready for launch day!

BumpCraft Minecraft Server

A Very Meru Christmas, BEP, Blender models, BumpCraft, ClumsyDrawfag, creature quests, Dates.., Emulator, FANART, fanfiction, greentexts, Hogwarts Mystery, HPHM Visual Novel, Love5tar, Minecraft, modding, OpenMystery, PC Port, Pokemeru mod, quidditch, Reverse Engineering, Server, Unity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1328
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the magic of Hgwarts Mstery in a whole new way? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken the mobile mechanics and thrown them out the window like a bad potion!

Our server, known as OpenMystery, is like a magical emulator that lets you play all the main quests, TLSQs, SQs, quidditch, creature quests, and even go on dates with your favorite characters. And the best part? We update the game whenever the base game updates, so you’ll always have new content to explore!

But that’s not all – we’ve got fanart, fanfiction, and even Blender models for you to enjoy. Plus, if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our related games like “A Very Meru Christmas” or the Pokemeru mod (download pokeabby in f95) – it’s like catching Pokemon, but with a magical twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the magic of Hgwarts Mstery take you on a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask our boys, Bep and Love5tar, they’ll tell you it’s the best decision you’ll ever make!

FrancoPastaCraft SMP

Blending, collaboration, Communication, compromise, Connection, culture, Diversity, Franco, FrancoPastaCraft, Fusion, Harmony, Italian, love, MERGE, Partnership, reconciliation, relationship, romance, smp, Thread, Understanding, Unity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Creeper Alliance as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the fearless Chickens, who have mastered the art of egg-splosions? Or will you align yourself with the sneaky Creepers, who can explode at a moment’s notice?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he hoards all the rarest treasures in the server, so if you dare to challenge him, be prepared for a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

SisBlockNoContact

aita, aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, difficult choices, emotional impact, family, LGBTQ, parenting, relationships, SisBlockNoContact, sister, Support, surrogate, Transgender, Transphobia, Understanding, VALUES

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	8997

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Explore the world with your fellow players and build amazing structures together, just like how this player built a family with the help of their sister as a surrogate. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming?

But beware, not everyone in this server is as accepting as our players. Watch out for those who may not support your decisions, just like the player’s conservative sister who had a change of heart.

Join us now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, make tough decisions, and ultimately create a bond stronger than diamond armor. Who needs drama TV shows when you have our Minecraft server?