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Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Items Found:	1317	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	177
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2474
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	227
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	3441
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	1968	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Animals Bred:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Villages Defended:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Towns Built:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	8934
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crops Grown:	7346	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Crops Grown:	3795
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	703
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2524	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!