dont laugh – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyNoobSkills

Ability, Adaptability, capability, common, Communication, competence, CraftyNoobSkills, critical thinking, Crucial, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, important, Lacking, life skill, necessary, practical, problem solving, proficiency, skill, talent, valuable

The skill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies, mutants, and killer robots! And where better to hone that skill than on our Minecraft server? Join us for epic battles against hordes of undead creatures, daring escapes from mutant monsters, and intense showdowns with rogue AI. Plus, our community is full of expert survivors who can teach you everything from crafting the perfect zombie-proof shelter to outsmarting a sentient computer virus. So why wait? Join us now and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

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CyberCraft: Russia vs NATO

#cyberattacks, allied nations, Conflict, cyber threats, cybercraft, cybersecurity, digital warfare, diplomatic relations, Espionage, foreign policy, HACKING, Information Security, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military aggression, nato, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, US

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil russian hackers just like in real life!! we team up with ukraine and nato to take down those cyberbullies and protect our virtual land!! join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and maybe even some virtual diplomacy lol!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and help us defeat the cyber villains!!

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Bingo’s Farmyard Fun

Animals, Bingo, Bingos, catchy tune, Childhood, children’s song, classic, dog, Farm, Farmer, Farmyard, Fun, Lyrics, Memory, Music, name.., Nostalgia, nursery rhyme, old macdonald, Repetition, rhyme, sing-along, song

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie cows with ur trusty carrot sword. u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and have pet creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff.

once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they lived happily ever after, eating their way through layers of frosting and sprinkles.

come join us and be a part of the craziest adventures in minecraft history. u never know what u might discover next, like a talking chicken or a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Bingo was the name of the farmer, not the dog, but on our server, everyone is named Bingo and everyone is a hero. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).

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Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun

antidepressant, brain function, depression relief, depression treatment, glutamate receptor, gun, INTERRUPTS, ketamine, ketamine research, ketamine therapy, Machine, mental health, mental health breakthrough, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, mood regulation, mood stabilization, neural activity, neuroplasticity, neurotransmitters, NMDA receptor, psychiatric medication, psychiatric therapy

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.

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What is the IP for Swag x Godly Minecraft Server?

GODLY, Minecraft, Server, swag

Swag x Godly is a talented and versatile artist who combines elements of swag and spirituality in his music. With his unique blend of street smarts and higher consciousness, he captures the attention of listeners with his catchy hooks and thought-provoking lyrics. Swag x Godly is carving out his own lane in the music industry, elevating the rap game with his innovative style and infectious energy.

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Light SMP

1.16, Active, anti cheat, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Mature Players, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, PvP, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to light SMP! Have fun and enjoy!

Store: https://lightsmp.tebex.io Staff: 1/5 1. Please do not Greif 2. Don’t Hack (AntiCheat Is Installed) 3. Please Be nice

If any rules are not followed you will be banned for a period of time!

54.39.130.44:25616

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Least Network

craftsmen, Factories, open world, Quests, Skills, Survival

Least Network is a survival server where you can have fun and have a huge open world. It has various systems (Factories, Craftsmen, Quests, Skills) and don’t forget to enter the server to see more.

play.leastnw.com

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Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

attitude, bad behavior, Behavior, Conflict, Crappy, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Event, inappropriate, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, negative vibes, Negativity, poor conduct, Problematic, Rude, Server, shitty person, Social Interaction, TOXIC, UNACCEPTABLE, unkind, Unpleasant

Oh, Mococo is just trying to keep things interesting on our Minecraft server! You see, Mococo once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else. And during events, they like to stir up drama by pranking other players with invisible potion effects or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their base. It’s all in good fun, though! So if you want to join our server and witness Mococo’s shenanigans firsthand, come on over and see what all the fuss is about! Just watch your back around them…they might just turn you into a chicken for a laugh.

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Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, August 27th, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, Linkshells, Live, Lodestone, LXXXIII, MALE MIDLANDERS, middie gang, Minecraft, part, Producer, Resources, September 11th, smp, special event, The Rising, xivg

Hey there, fellow midlanders! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got free diamonds for all new members, because why not? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT). Let’s do this, midie gang!

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CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, attention seeker, Communication, Confrontation, creepy stalker, creepycraft, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Girlfriend, judgment, LEAVING, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perspective, Public, relationship, Server, shopping, Store, Support, Trust, validation

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and guessing what will happen next? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy adventure will come your way!

Join us for the chance to experience wild scenarios like being accused of stalking your own girlfriend in a grocery store! Who needs boring old quests and missions when you can navigate through misunderstandings and drama like this?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be called a creep by random strangers and have your girlfriend not even defend you! It’s all part of the fun and excitement on our server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us today! Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know what outrageous situation might come your way next!

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