| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4775 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8411 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8165 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7017 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9003 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 27 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4266 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 3140 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5270 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 323 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3092 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3693 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5932 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
