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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1217 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 71 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2849 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!