Don Patriarch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HangryCraft

americanized, chips and salsa, cold food, Communication, culinary standards, Cultural differences, customer service, dining experience, dining out, dramatic, Feedback, food quality, HangryCraft, leaving a restaurant, mexican food, reheated food, Restaurant, restaurant etiquette, sour salsa, supporting decisions, wait staff

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.

Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?

Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!

CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!

Actor, actress, Admiration, attraction, celeb, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, dreamboat, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, Favorite, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, love, musician, Obsession, Singer, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	287	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have a chance to date your celebrity crush…in game! That’s right, we’ve got a secret plugin that lets you spawn in any famous hottie you desire. Just imagine building a house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a mining adventure with Beyoncé. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join now and swipe right on your dream celeb in the world of Minecraft!

YesToMinecraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, if you want to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, then join us now! Say “YES” to adventure, laughter, and pure insanity. You won’t regret it!

JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

armed resistance, Assassination, Conflict, deputy, gaza, idf, international relations, Israel, JabariCraft, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Minecraft, Mohammed al-Jabari, palestine, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, RETALIATION, security forces, Server, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, weapons production

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	6131
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the IDF taking down the deputy weapons production head Mohammed al-Jabari! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. come build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBodyPositivity

beauty standards, Black Nigerian women, BlockyBodyPositivity, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body image perception, body positivity, body positivity movement, Cultural differences, cultural influences, culture, Diversity, Eastern Asian Chinese women, ethnicity, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-perception, societal norms, White Western women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	6807	Void Armor Forged:	27
Emeralds Found:	5112	Runes Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us!

Mechafem Minecraft Server

anime character, Anime Series, Artificial Intelligence, female Mechamaru, female robot, Futuristic technology, gender bending, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender speculation, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Mech Pilot, Mechafem, Mechamaru, Minecraft, Robot Girl, robotic avatar, Server, speculative fiction

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Farms Harvested:	416	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7143

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?

4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!

SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

Anon, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet discussion, message board, Minecraft, No. 15399201, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online privacy, online thread, Shenanigans, smp, Umm, user anonymity., user forum, User-generated content

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	247	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.