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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5351 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 313 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
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We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.