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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9562 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.
We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.