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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amateur porn, ban users, banging, BlockyBanter, cute couples, Fake, fake professional porn, For-profit, major porn sites, Minecraft, new videos, non-commercial, original content, Server, uploading, worsening porn industry

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	602917
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!

SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP

delisted, digital distribution., digital rights management, game availability, game development, game licensing, game preservation, game removal, game sales, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, online store, Release, Remaster, speculation, Steam, SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP, update, video game

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Void Gems Collected:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	8352
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, Communication, crazy, DadsPassNoWait, DAUGHTER, decision, family, Father, Future, home, House, Inheritance, life together, Minecraft, Morbid, moving on, next step, passing away, Plans, relationship, Server, unrealistic, Waiting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!

Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LaundryGriefer420

anger, apartment complex, baskets, clothes, clothing, dryer, errands, laundromat, Laundry, laundry loads, laundry room, LaundryGriefer420, open dryers, Peace, rapid speed, Timer, Touch, Walmart, washers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.

Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.

Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Villages Defended:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Potions Brewed:	44
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	3321
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance attack, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, conflict zone, emergency medical services, emergency response, human rights violation, humanitarian crisis, injured civilians, injured man, international law violation, Kherson, medical personnel, medics injured, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian forces, Server, targeted attack, ukraine conflict, violence against healthcare workers, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

cardiac health, Cardiology, Conventional Etiologies, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination, disease management, Edition, health outcomes, Heart condition, Heart Disease, HEARTBREAK, Long-term Health, long-term prognosis, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Myocarditis, patient care, Patients, SARS-CoV-2 Infection, vaccination risks, vaccine side effects, VaxCraft2021, viral infections

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones