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The Snibby Minecraft SMP

Bobo, long tail tags: SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY, Minecraft, Mumu, smp, Snibby, SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Votes:	2581	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime binge, anime classics, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime favorites, anime genre, anime lovers, anime memories, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeLover420, best anime, favorite anime, Minecraft, must watch anime, smp, Top Anime

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

CryCraft2021

Catharsis, comfort, coping, CryCraft2021, crying, emotional, emotional release, emotional response, Empathy, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, Pain, Release, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, Support, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

MexiCraft WarZone

BETRAYAL, Corruption, criminal activity, criminal organizations, criminal underworld, double-cross, drug cartels, drug lords, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug war, law enforcement, Mexican drug cartel, Mexican state, mexico, MexiCraft, organized crime, violence, violence in Mexico, war zone, warzone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

Double Trouble Parking Server

anger, bad parking, blame game, car blocking, car damage, car owners, Disrespect, double, double parking, ENTITLEMENT, Frustration, inconsiderate behavior, INCONVENIENCE, irresponsible behavior, Parking, parking etiquette, parking lot, parking spaces, parking violations, selfish actions, Selfishness, Server, Trouble

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Pagan Minecraft Server

ancestral worship, anti-assimilation, anti-Christianity, anti-colonialism, anti-globalism, Anti-Judaism, cultural identity, Cultural preservation, ethnonationalism, foreign god, Indigenous spirituality, Minecraft, nationalism, Pagan, Paganism, racial firewall, redpill, resistance, Server, spiritual awakening, subversion, traditional beliefs, White Supremacy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

> Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

Anime, can’t be ki-, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Items Found:	6546	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

SockSnatcher Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, expensive, family, Father, Frustration, high quality, Household, Laundry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Selfishness, Server, socks, SockSnatcher

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	168	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	198
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sock drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where socks are never an issue! No more $25 socks going missing or causing family feuds. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without worrying about someone touching your precious socks.

Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!

CraftyAnxietyManiPulator

anxiety, attention seeking, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyAnxietyManiPulator, DATING, Empathy, family friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, Manipulation, mental health, panic attacks, relationships, social cues, social dynamics, Son, spectrum, stigma

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trey’s fake anxiety attacks? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like Trey’s antics in school.

We promise a unique experience where you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when Trey suddenly starts hyperventilating in class for attention. Will you be the one to give him sympathy, or will you call him out for his shenanigans?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when Trey’s anxiety attacks mysteriously disappear when he’s not seeking attention. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything – just like the time Trey’s dramatic outburst at dinner left everyone speechless.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-filled adventure that’s crazier than Trey’s fake anxiety! You won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

BookwormSMP – Lifechanging

BookWormSMP, Empowering, enlightening, eye-opening, impactful reading, influential literature, inspiration, life lessons, life-changing book, Lifechanging, mind-expanding, motivational reading, personal growth, perspective-shifting, positive impact, profound impact, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, soul-stirring, transformation, Uplifting

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of reading books, you can live out your wildest literary fantasies!

Imagine diving into the pages of your favorite book and battling monsters alongside your favorite characters. Want to join Harry Potter in a game of Quidditch? Done. How about fighting dragons with Bilbo Baggins? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a secret library filled with enchanted books that can give you special powers and abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan or have super strength like Hercules? Just grab a book and watch the magic happen.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind literary Minecraft SMP. Who needs real books when you can live them instead?