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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 583 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 110 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
