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LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Runes Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Votes:	4593
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Animals Bred:	29	New Chunks Explored:	686532
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	493564
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mines Excavated:	3889
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9325	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4110
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Potions Brewed:	73	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	189
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!