DMK Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyDisaster: Redstone Fails & TNT Tales

all time, bad ideas, CraftyDisaster, Disaster, failed inventions, Fails, Failure, Flop, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, History, innovation, MISTAKES, Redstone, regret, regrettable inventions, Tales, Technology, Tnt, useless, Useless Inventions, worst ideas, worst invention, worst products

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling killer chickens armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, because the evil Cactus King is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

Forget about boring inventions like the wheel or the light bulb, because our server is the true pinnacle of human creativity. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Bedrock SMP: Where Griefing is Semi-Encouraged, but Only on Odd Days

alliances, bedrock, Community, Days, Destruction, Empires, Fair Play, Griefing, INTENSE, odd, Raiding, Resources, Respect, RUTHLESSNESS, SemiEncouraged, Shelter, skill, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, teamwork, Trade, UNFORGIVING, zero tolerance

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	309372
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	159
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Minecraft Bedrock Survival Server Overview

Name	Serenity SMP
Server Type	Bedrock Survival
IP Address	serenitysmp.online
Port	19132

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Is raiding allowed on the server?

A: Yes, raiding is allowed on the server. Players can form teams and strategize to take down their enemies.

Q: What is the server’s policy on hacking or cheating?

A: The server has zero tolerance for hacking or cheating. Players caught violating this rule will be banned.

Q: Can players form alliances and trade resources?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to form alliances, trade resources, and build empires together. Collaboration is key to survival.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is built on respect and fair play. Disrespecting fellow players or revealing private information is not tolerated.

OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

8 inches, being tall, body image, Confidence, dating challenges, dating struggles, Girls, height, Insecurities, looks, Minecraft, not attractive, not popular, Oopsie, OopsieCraft, physical appearance, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social dynamics, tall guy problems, Ultimate

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5150

Are you tired of being a tall, well-endowed, slightly above average looking guy and still not getting the attention you deserve from the ladies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and watch as all the virtual Minecraft babes flock to you like bees to honey. Why? Because on our server, being 6’2 and having 8 inches is like having a golden ticket to the virtual dating world. Who needs real-life validation when you can have pixelated love and admiration?

Don’t waste another minute being unappreciated in the real world. Come join our server and experience the virtual adoration you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to unlocking your true potential with the ladies?

”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

Advanced UI, Beginner UI, ComfyUI, Derp, flux, Forge, Free and Open Source, Gang, gpu performance, Hunyuan DIT, InvokeAI, local ], LoRAs, Mcp, Metastable, Minecraft, Model Ranking, Online Tools, pixart sigma, Related boards, SD.Next, smp, SwarmUI, text-to-image models, thread quality, Training, ui design, Vae

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

LoopholeCraft: Exploit & Explore!

ADVANTAGE, Cheating, Deception, Ethics, exploit, Exploited, Explore, Gaming, Grey area, illegal, Legal, loophole, LoopholeCraft, Manipulation, manipulative, morality, rules, strategy, System, Unethical, UNFAIR, unjust, unscrupulous

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	520998	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	55
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is full of crazy loopholes just waiting to be exploited!

Join us and discover the secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Want to fly like a bird? No problem, just find the magical feather hidden in the enchanted forest and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of Captain Creeperbeard, a pirate who buried his loot in a maze of traps and puzzles. Can you outsmart the traps and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready to unleash your inner loophole master!

GangnamCraft: Where Korean Women Rule

activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, empowerment, Gangnam Station, GangnamCraft, gender equality, Harassment, Justice, Korean, METOO, movement, protest, rule, Safety, sex crimes, social justice, solidarity, south korea, violence against women, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	6440
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

come join our minecraft server, where korean women gather at gangnam station to fight off creepers and zombies!! we need your help to stop the evil sex crimes from taking over our blocky world. build epic fortresses, team up with other players, and show those monsters who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with your fellow gamers. join us now and let’s save gangnam station together!

CraftyART Minecraft Server

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, art, artist, artistic expression, ARTISTRY, artwork, CraftyART, Creative, creative process, design, drawing, fine art, Identity, illustration, Minecraft, name.., pencil drawing, Portrait, Server, sketch, sketching, visual art

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and lava-spewing sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

college, college dorm, college living, convenience, Cooking, diet struggles, dieting, dorm life, dorm room, DormCraft, Dormitory, dormitory living, food options, Healthy Eating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, limited kitchen, meal prep, microwave cooking, microwave meals, no kitchen, Problem, smp, Student Life

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

NoBraNoProbsMC

boy shorts, boyfriend’s friends, boyfriend’s uni friends, casual attire, changing at home, changing clothes, comfortable attire, door open, dressing comfortably, home comfort, home privacy, house guests, inappropriate attire, loose t-shirt, lounging at home, NoBraNoProbsMC, not wearing a bra, potential awkwardness, shirtless, value of comfort

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	224

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

CraftyCensorMCServ

authoritarian regime, breaking law, Censorship, China, convictions, CraftyCensorMCServ, Democracy, foreign ministry, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Legal System, Media, News Outlet, political repression, press freedom, sedition, Stand News

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7234
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!