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Why Not? Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2294	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Votes:	5545
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Farms Harvested:	398	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchantments Applied:	170
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Votes:	5411
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3986
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7697	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	128
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2582
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Animals Bred:	124
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	514	Secret Passages Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	350	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie chickens with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features secret dungeons filled with dancing pandas, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn, and a mini-game where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!