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Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Items Found:	8540
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Towns Built:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	4562
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1469	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
New Chunks Explored:	508806	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.