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Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3965
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ores Mined:	5891
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
New Chunks Explored:	587991	Star Shards Collected:	200
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crops Grown:	2449	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8716

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Void Gems Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Emeralds Found:	6628
Zombie Dances:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!