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Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft Tekken Madness

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crops Grown:	4742	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	101	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges. Build your own empire, conquer mighty dragons, and even ride unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so LEGENDARY that even the characters from Tekken 8 have decided to make a pit stop here! That’s right, you can challenge Heihachi Mishima to a build-off or take on Kazuya Mishima in a mining competition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this WILD world of Minecraft madness and let your imagination run WILD! Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

Abuse, anal slave, anally, butt, Crafty, dark thoughts, destructive behavior, emotional turmoil, fix my life, gook, Inner Demons, Loneliness, no gf, Pirates, probably not, Problem, relationships, seeking fulfillment, seeking validation, self reflection, sexual desires, taboo fantasies, tfw, unhealthy fantasies

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

ZombieCraft: Apocalypse LOL

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, Book, catastrophe, Chaos, Disaster, dystopian, End of the World, Fiction, Humanity, INTENSE, lol, novel, post-apocalyptic, reading, science fiction, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, Zero, ZombieCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of apocalypse zero! Join us if you’re ready to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen, giant spiders, and maybe even a rogue Ender Dragon or two.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who were guarding a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who possess these apples gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Disco Sheep, a rare breed of sheep that can break out into a dance party at any moment. Join us and witness the spectacle of sheep doing the moonwalk while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of apocalypse zero for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer the land and ride off into the sunset on a flying pig!

Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

BEWARE, BIAS, closed off mindset, closed-mindedness, closed-off, confusion, Crafty, Cutfags, different perspectives, ignorance, intolerance, judgemental, lack of awareness, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, lack of understanding, limited thinking, long trail tags, Minecraft, misunderstanding, narrow-mindedness, prejudice, speak, will never understand

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2416
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

America, BUILD, culture, discrimination, dont, fascism, Germans, hate, History, Identity, international relations, Legacy, Memory, nationalism, NaziCraft, Nazis, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Remembrance, society, Stereotypes, War, world war II

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻

Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Emeralds Found:	4751	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is Bau Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our upcoming stream involves a battle between a giant chicken and a tiny zombie riding a pig! You don’t want to miss it! – In our previous stream, we discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and talking llamas. True story! – Our debut on this server was so epic, the Ender Dragon bowed down to us in respect. – Check out our YouTube channel for tutorials on how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. – Our schedule is so jam-packed with fun events, even Herobrine wants to join the party. – Want some unarchived content? We’ve got Twitter spaces where we discuss the mysteries of the Minecraft universe and karaoke nights where we sing Creeper-themed songs. – Need some merch to show off your love for our server? We’ve got you covered with Fuwawa and Mococo themed goodies. – And don’t forget to check out our /baubau/ section for some spicy content, like Baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of VNs and anime that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

WokifyCraft: Dive into the LOLs!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have taken the art of diving to a whole new level! Forget about boring old diving games, because on our server, you can dive into a pool of FLAMING LAVA and emerge unscathed like a boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS – talk about a real adrenaline rush! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try diving into a pool of RAINBOW SLIME and see what magical powers you gain.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DERPY LLAMA who will guide you on quests to find hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM that grants you the power to mine through anything with ease.

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who knew diving could be this INSANE?

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	190
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Buildings Constructed:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Animals Bred:	108

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

Ares, avatar the last airbender, battle royale, Challenges, chapter 5 season 2, Coachella 2024, ELEMENTS, Epic, Fails, Festival Season 2, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Interactive map, Lady Gaga, Leaderboards, lego, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, myths and mortals, Neon Rush, Outfit, rocket racing, Save The World, Season XP, shop changes, Stat tracker, Store Rotation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	994719

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MommyIssuesCraft

endearing, gf, manchild, mommy issues, MommyIssuesCraft, QT, tfw

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8508
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!