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Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Crops Grown:	7652	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	891	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

apologies thread, dumb, dumb dumb dumb, early apologies, Indonesia, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Runes Activated:	6

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	474	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Divine Spears Created:	11

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

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SMSMCraft Network

2012, 2017, Beloved, BIGGER….., Community, Discord, epic comeback, Factions, Fun, games, Haven, KitPvP, legend, Memories, Minecraft, Mini Games, Players, reborn, server ip, Skyblock, Skywars, SMSMCraft Network, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Survival Games, Variety

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6352
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, attraction, blocky, Commitment, emotional connection, family, Fatherhood, fidelity, first child, horny, Intimacy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, new parent, no longer interested, parenthood, personal growth, porn, relationship, Server, sexual desire, Wife

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!