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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9903 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
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