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CircusScreamStopper

Apology, Audience, circus, CircusScreamStopper, Cirque Du Soleil, Communication, Concessions, Confrontation, disruptive, ear drums, Empathy, Etiquette, intermission, loud, noise level, Rude, screaming, sensitivity, sobbing, Staff, stranger

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with loud circus-goers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can enjoy all the excitement of Cirque Du Soleil without the ear-splitting screams! Our virtual acrobats are always quiet and respectful, so you can enjoy the show in peace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual circus performances without the drama of sobbing spectators. Our staff will even offer you virtual concessions to keep you entertained during intermission. And don’t worry, if anyone gets too loud, you can just block them with the click of a button!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to noisy circus experiences forever. And remember, on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

Actors, amazing, Characters, dislike, Entertainment, genre, Minecraft, never watch, NoTVNoSMP, Opinions, personal choice, Plot, Popular, Preferences, reasons, Recommendations, reviews, series, smp, Storyline, television, tv shows

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2155	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

MineCraftAppLand

app addiction, app analytics, app control, app dependency, app management, app monitoring, app preferences, app screen time, app screen time management, app tracking., app trends, app usage, app usage habits, app usage patterns, app usage statistics, MineCraftAppLand, mobile application, most used app, popular apps, smartphone app

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Do you spend more time on your phone than you do in the real world? Are your thumbs permanently stuck in a scrolling position? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where you can finally put those nimble fingers to good use! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your favorite app and spend hours building, mining, and battling mobs in our crazy virtual world. Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse survivors, Accountability, Belgian, Blasts, Blistering Welcome, catholic church, Church Leaders, Church Reform, clergy, cover up, Healing and Justice, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, Minecraft, pm, pope francis, scandal, Scandal Response, Server, sex abuse, Truth and Reconciliation, Victims

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	217	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

CraftyUkraine vs Russia

Alliance, Commitment, Conflict, CraftyUkraine, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harris, international relations, Military, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, resolution, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Votes:	3325	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

BlockyTraumaCraft

abuse prevention, abuse survivors, BlockyTraumaCraft, childhood abuse, children, coronavirus, Covid-19, health, increased risk, long COVID conditions, long haulers, long-term consequences, long-term effects, Medical research, mental health, pandemic, physical health, public health, research, severe abuse, Trauma

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

Fenix Minecraft Server 1.20 Events Custom crafts Vanilla survival Roleplay Discord Competition Sweepstakes Pirate Licensed Minecraft Survival Cities Players Role Optimization Hosting TPS, Hardcore, No Donations, No Private, No Registration, Pirate, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Anticheat

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

51.195.68.93:25846

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, cute, desire, Exotic, FANTASY, Forbidden, Foreign, girl, INTIMATE, Khazakh, Long hair, Minecraft, Mysterious, passionate, Romantic, seduction, Sensual, Server, sex, temptation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9910	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

confusion, gender, grammar, language acquisition, language comprehension, language confusion, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language fluency test, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language proficiency level, language proficiency test, language skills, language study, language understanding., linguistic ability, Minecraft, romance language, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Runes Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

bad advice, cautionary tale, CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP, error, followed advice, foolish decision, hindsight, lessons learned, misguided, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided direction, misguided guidance, misguided instruction, misguided recommendation, misguided suggestion, misguided tip, mistake, poor guidance, regret, worst advice

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!