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DumbCraft SMP

Assumptions, cognitive abilities, DumbCraft, INTELLECT, intelligence, judgement, mental capacity, misconceptions, Perception, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2071

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!

We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!

CraftyWasteLand

CraftyWasteland, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, frivolous expenses, frivolous investments, frivolous spending, money wasted, paying for, pointless expenses, superfluous items, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary fees, unnecessary luxuries, unnecessary purchases, unnecessary upgrades, unneeded services, useless gadgets, useless subscriptions, useless things, wasted money, wasted resources

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Towns Built:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless things like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to spending your precious resources on anything other than building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored obsidian, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer moves?

So why waste your time and resources on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the craziness begin!

HotCraftSummer

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme heat, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, heat wave, HotCraftSummer, hottest summer, long-term effects, melting ice caps, natural disasters, record-breaking, rising sea levels, rising temperatures, temperature records, weather patterns

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Potions Brewed:	143
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
New Chunks Explored:	436491	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the lava flows like water and the zombies wear sunglasses cuz it’s so dang hot! our server is so lit, it’s like living in a volcano but without the pesky burns. come hang out with our friendly creeper neighbors who love to give hugs (explosive ones, that is). we’ve got a secret underground base where the coolest players hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat). so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is hotter than a dragon’s breath!

Crafty Kitchen – Where Creepers Cook

Cook, cooking area, cooking room, Crafty, CREEPERS, culinary room, culinary space, domestic living, food preparation, home design, home improvement, home organization, house layout, household rooms, household spaces, interior decor, kitchen, kitchen design, living space design, living spaces, meal preparation, renovation ideas, residential design

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have kitchens that are actually called cooking rooms cuz why not lmao. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a real party up in here. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. come join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have a secret room filled with llamas wearing top hats, like wtf is even happening anymore? just come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

Fish Guts Anti-Aging | Minecraft

Age spots, anti-aging, antiaging, beauty, Collagen, compounds, Cosmetics, Dermatology, elastin, Fish, fish guts, guts, ingredients, Minecraft, natural remedies, research, seabream, skin care, skincare, skincare products, Skincare Routine, study, wrinkles, youthfulness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	New Chunks Explored:	951015
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

LOLZZZZZ join dis EPIC Minecraft server where u can mine fish guts to make ur own anti-aging skincare products!!! Forget those expensive creams, just dig deep in da ocean and get dem wrinkle-fighting compounds straight from da source! Rumor has it, if u use dis skincare, u will look 10 years younger in just one week!!! So what u waiting for?? Come join da fishy fun and say goodbye to dem age spots FOREVER!!! 🐟🌊💁‍♀️ #FishGutsSkincare #WrinkleWarrior #MinecraftMadness

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Game Grumps is a popular Let’s Play web series on YouTube featuring hosts Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan playing and commentating on video games. The channel was created in 2012 and has since gained a large following for its humorous and entertaining content. With a mix of comedy, gaming expertise, and genuine chemistry between the hosts, Game Grumps has become a fan favorite in the online gaming community.

Elton Palace Project

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3719	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

1.15.2 | Minecraft Server | Experimental

Banned Players Games proposes new gaming experiences through minecraft prototypes, designing very radical concepts with heart and devotion.

EPP is an experimental social game with an original concept, connect roads and transport ressources inside a bedrock megastructure where darkness is the main threat for everyone.

epp.mine.fun

ChefVortex

Battles, Bridge fight, Challenges, ChefVortex, Duels, Eggwars, EXCITEMENT, Ffa, Minecraft, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Explore thrilling PvP action with Eggwars, intense free-for-all battles in FFA, and strategic duels on the Bridge Fight map! Join us for epic challenges and endless excitement!

play.chefvortex.net

Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

2024 game releases, Action-Adventure, black myth wukong, Chinese folklore, console gaming, delayed release, epic monkey game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, hype train, long tail tags, Minecraft, Myth, mythical creatures, Next Gen Graphics, PUNCHLINE, Server, video games, Wukong legend

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Black Myth Wukong to life! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They swing from tree to tree, crafting the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. And if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of them in action!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From ninja pandas to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter while exploring our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Myth Wukong himself, ready to join forces with you on your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, disbelief, ethereum, finance, financial literacy, humor, investing, lmao, market trends, Minecraft, not a fan, Opinions, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	4970	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!