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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5794 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 772288 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1838 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 253 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
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So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!