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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1143 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5114 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?