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Limey Kek Minecraft Server

are, confusion, exasperation, funny, humor, internet culture, Kek, lime, Limey, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Questioning, repeating, Server, social media, they, this.., trending, viral, why

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7968
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

“anime criticism”, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime reviews, CLICKBAIT, decent, decent anime, forced hate, HateWatch, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, opinion change, Popular Anime, SÃO, SAO controversy, SAO hate, smp, sword art online, Youtubers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchantments Applied:	172	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

amicable, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody, Divorce, emotional reactions, ex wife, ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL, family dynamics, parenting, personal space, Respect, soccer game, sole custody, Support, visitation weekend

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1904	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, Minecraft, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, not what they seem, NotYourAvgSteve, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly categorized, unjustly labeled, wrongly assumed, wrongly judged, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4434	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

CreeperLoveCraft

adventurous, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CreeperLoveCraft, Experience, experimentation, FANTASY, Intimacy, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, Roleplay, sex, shock, spontaneity, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchantments Applied:	188	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

airstrikes, al-Qaida, Attack, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, extremism, i24NEWS, International, intervention, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaSlayin37ISIS, Terrorism, terrorists, U.S, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Blowing Flags Mineville

blowing, blowing in the wind, cultural identity, flag animation, flag depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, flag usage, Flags, Media, Mineville, motionless, national pride, patriotism, symbolic meaning, Symbolism, visual representation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

alternative to Hololive, anniversary, celebration, Cheating, Community, controversy, Despicable, donation drives, Drama, fake cripple, indies, Minecraft, relationship, scandal, secret, Server, Stagnation, stealing, toxic-free, unlikable, VIBE, virtual, virtual idols, vtubing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Votes:	4537
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

almonds, brand, Chocolate, comfort food, confectionery, cravings, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, His Toblerones, Honey, iconic, indulgence, Minecraft, nougat, smp, snack, SWEET, Swiss chocolate, Toblerones, Treat, Triangular

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Star Shards Collected:	128
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	225
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

aita, asking, bills, blocks, Communication, compromise, date, DATING, Dutch, DutchCraft, equality, Etiquette, Expectations, Fairness, Flip, free meal, girl, modern dating, Old fashioned, Pay, relationship, split the bill, splitting, tradition

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	858358
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	136
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!