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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5758 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
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