Stats November 22, 2024
| Players: |
97/1000 |
Uptime: |
99% |
| Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: |
2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: |
4 |
Farms Harvested: |
884 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: |
19 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: |
3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: |
6 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
4078 |
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so, like, if you wanna experience a love like no other, come join this server, bro. your brain will thank you, and your heart will be overflowing with joy. it’s, like, a love revolution, man. don’t miss out on the craziest love-filled Minecraft experience of your life.
