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MOOville Snapcraft

Anons, Despair, Disappointment, error, Failure, Grief, Guilt, Heartache, helplessness, missed chance, missed opportunity, mistake, MOOOOOOOO, MOOville, regret, remorse, Sadness, save her, Snap, Snapcraft, sorrow, Tragedy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3963	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

Anime, anticipation, bastard, Crafty, creator, Disappointment, Fans, Frustration, Greed, Hiatus, Hunter x Hunter, long trail, Manga, manga industry, new chapters, satisfactory conclusion, selfish, Server, storytelling, togashi, Togashis, Unfinished, Waiting

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

blocky, burger, convenience, Corpos, coupon, Deal, Delivery, Dining, DISCOUNT, discount code, eat cheap, food delivery, Hack, method, money saving, online ordering, Order, promo, Rebellion, save money, strategy, takeout, Uber Eats

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

ancient civilizations, before brits, blocky, Brits, Colonialism, cultural exchange, european conquest, global impact, global perspective, historical events, historical perspective, imperialism, indigenous peoples, Machine, Minecraft, olde, pre-British era, Server, Time, world before British rule, world before colonization, world before imperialism, world cultures, world exploration, world geography, world history

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	166	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

action, Adventure, console, Craft, CREEPERS, diamonds, Entertainment, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, HORIZON, Horizon Games, immersive experience, multiplayer, open world, PC, Play, RPG, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3183

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

collide, DATING, DISILLUSIONED, emotional turmoil, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, HEARTBREAK, love, LoveCrafted, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal growth, reality check, Redpilled, redpills, relationships, Respect, romance, Self Discovery, self reflection, societal expectations, society, toxic masculinity, Truth, Women, world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	9205
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, Body transformation, ChunkyCraft, confidence boost, CREEPERS, diet, exercise routine, fitness goals, gym motivation, health journey, healthy lifestyle, muscle gain, Physical fitness, portly gentleman, self improvement, self-care, strength training, weight loss, weightlifting, weightmaxxing, wellness journey, workout inspiration

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ores Mined:	1407	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Crafty Shield Heroes

8 year olds, aggressive weapon, Anime, Competent, Crafty, deep story, funny, Garbage, hate, Heroes, mc, Parody, pokemon episodes, psyop, retard, Rising of The Shield Hero, shield, Slavery, smartphone isekai, Storyline, underage waifus, worst show

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	122	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!