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Redstone Revolution

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Deterrence, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Redstone, revolution, russia, security policy, Ukraine, Western role

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Votes:	4695
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is changing their nuclear doctrine because of some western stuff in ukraine. but don’t worry, on this server, we got, like, nuclear-powered pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join and see for yourself. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

What is the IP for MrRoflWaffles Minecraft Server?

liberty balls, liberty falls, milo, Minecraft, mr roffle woffles, mr rofl waffles, mr rolf waffles, mrroflwaffles, roffle, roffle waffle, rolf, Server, woffle, zombies

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

MrRoflWaffles, also known as Milo, is a popular content creator in the gaming community with a focus on Call of Duty Zombies. With a dedicated following on YouTube and social media, he is known for his in-depth analysis, Easter egg guides, and entertaining gameplay commentary. Through his informative videos and engaging personality, MrRoflWaffles has established himself as a trusted source for all things related to the world of Zombies, making him a go-to resource for fans of the franchise.

Wow, Oreos & Avocados: The Un-modified Mincraft Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, Avocados, base, blocks, border, Creative, developers, Experience, Explore, gameplay, Maps, mincraft, Minecraft, Mode, open world, oreos, Plots, Reset, Resources, Server, Structures, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, world, wow

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Server IP	mc.playwoa.com

➤ [Vanilla]

Vanilla original gameplay: Our Minecraft vanilla server offers a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers. No world reset, no world border, and no plugins.

➤ [Survival Mode]

Survival Mode (SM): An open-world Vanilla experience offering multiple worlds with 1000×1000 block maps. Players can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build the best base possible. SM servers reset on the 1st and 15th of every month.

➤ [Creative Mode Plots]

Creative Mode Plots (CM): Dedicated plots world experience where players can unleash their creativity and build whatever they want with unlimited blocks and resources. Players can work together on projects or build their own creations.

Website: https://playwoa.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

Rules

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ

Q: When do Survival Mode servers reset?

A: Survival Mode servers reset on the 1st and 15th of every month.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: The rules include respecting everyone, no cheating or exploiting, not abusing artistic license, maintaining player and account safety, and following personal and account safety tips.

SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Ancient, Appearance, children, Cultural, fat, Fruitful, Hippocrates, historical, Interpretation, lean, Meaning, Minecraft, phlegmatic, Relaxed, Sarmatians, Server, short, slaves, swarthy, SwarthyCraft, Temperament, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

CraftyAF Minecraft SMP

CraftyAF, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Items Found:	6363
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

ToiletBlocker Minecraft Server

administrative corridor, bowel issues, Code, Colleague, data security, Gatekeeping, Hospital, hospital policy, key code, laxatives, Lock, medical secretary, Minecraft, Panic Button, privacy, Server, staff access, stink, TOILET, ToiletBlocker, Unpleasant, work environment

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2418	Falling into the Void:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a hospital corridor with a secret toilet code? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of keeping unwanted players out with key code locks and bells.

Imagine the drama of denying access to a fellow player who desperately needs to use the toilet because of their explosive bowel issues. Will you be the hero who stands up for privacy and fresh air, or the villain who locks the bathroom door on a poor soul in need?

With data security policies stricter than a hospital’s, you’ll never have to worry about unauthorized players sneaking into your virtual space. Join now and experience the ultimate blend of exclusivity, drama, and bathroom-related shenanigans!

WingWaster2021

Assertiveness, chicken wings, child behavior, Communication, Conflict, dinner party, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, food etiquette, food waste, Manners, parenting, peer pressure, social expectations, social norms, table manners, wasteful behavior, WingWaster2021

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	995236
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chicken wing warrior? Look no further than our server! We promise not to waste any chicken wings, unlike some people we know cough that 10-year-old girl cough. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and most importantly, a strict policy against wasting perfectly good chicken wings! Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy for parents who can’t grow a pair and stand up to their children. So come join us and let’s show those uneaten wings who’s boss!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, BoomerCraft, career advancement, Chronic illness, emotional well being, family relationships, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Longevity, mental health, Physical fitness, resilience, retirement planning, self-care, smp, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers filled with kids and teenagers? Join our exclusive SMP for people in their 40s and up!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – did you know that as you get older, your Minecraft building skills actually improve? It’s like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, we have a secret potion in our server that reverses aging effects in real life. So join us and stay forever young in both Minecraft and the real world!

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of elderly ninja villagers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP for the ultimate Minecraft experience for seasoned players. Age is just a number, but in our server, it’s the key to unlocking epic adventures and endless fun!

BlockCrackAddict

addiction, BlockCrackAddict, compulsion, Compulsive, Consuming, craving, dependency, destructive, habits, insatiable, Irresistible, Need, never quit, Obsession, OVERWHELMING, PERSISTENT, RELENTLESS, Unbreakable, uncontrollable, urge

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3724	Divine Spears Created:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Votes:	1889
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the addiction never ends!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so addicting, even Herobrine can’t stay away!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your real life may suffer as you spend hours perfecting your redstone contraptions and battling mobs with your trusty enchanted sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction for building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Just remember to take breaks to eat and sleep, or else you may turn into a blocky zombie yourself!

UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, energy infrastructure, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, political tension, power grid, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneWars, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4735	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	8190
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES LIKE UKRAINE BUT WE USE EM TO PROTECT OUR ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT A WHOLE TEAM OF DRONE PILOTS READY TO BATTLE IT OUT IN THE SKY. COME JOIN US AND FLY HIGH LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE PILOT, BUT WITHOUT THE POLITICAL TENSION. LET’S PROTECT OUR BLOCKY ENERGY SUPPLY TOGETHER, ONE EXPLOSION AT A TIME.