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Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	960954	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

172.240.3.189

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	163
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Votes:	6683	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ores Mined:	6687	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	87
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crops Grown:	4240
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Void Gems Collected:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!