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Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	90	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Zen Garden Realm 1.20

#workout, activewear, asian, athleisure, BIMBOS, Choice, clothing, elaborate, Exercise, fashion, FITNESS, garden, gym, Gymshark, Outfit, Preference, Realm, Sportswear, Style, top left, trends, Women, zen

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got Asian Gymshark bimbos running around like crazy! And guess what? You get to pick your favorite one to hang out with. I’m all about that top left bimbo, she’s got the best moves in the game. Join now and I’ll tell you all about why she’s the one for me. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, man!

BoyfriendIQ Minecraft Server

American, Apology, bar performance, Boyfriend, BoyfriendIQ, Communication, disagreement, Europe, genuine connection, geography, geoguessr, honeymoon phase, Iceland, insult, intelligence, knowledge games, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, Schooling, Server, Trivia, United Kingdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	5680	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with a good old game of geoguessr! Join us for some intense rounds of pointing at countries on a map and see if you can tell the difference between Iceland and the United Kingdom.

If you’re looking for a server where you can test your knowledge of obscure countries and potentially insult your partner’s intelligence in the process, then this is the place for you! Who knew geography could cause such drama in a relationship?

But don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe space for all your geographical disagreements and maybe even help you learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky terrain of both Minecraft and relationships. Who knows, you might even discover a new country or two along the way!

DiabeticRageCraft

Communication, dexcom alarm, diabetes student, DiabeticRageCraft, Disrespect, dyslexia, family, forgetfulness, Frustration, high blood sugars, Listening, medical device, Meeting, sanctions, School, Support, T1D, Teacher, Trouble, type one diabetes, type one diabetic

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with annoying teachers who just don’t understand your struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! We don’t have any teachers to take away your medical pump or send you to “sanctions” for giving them the finger. Plus, we have a special potion that lowers your blood sugar levels in the game, so you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log off and relax in our virtual diabetes-friendly oasis. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

SelfDeceptionSMP

denial, inner dialogue, introspection, Lies, mental health, negative thoughts, personal growth, positive affirmations, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-identity, self-perception, SelfDeceptionSMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Hey guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers and trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE)!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together!

BlockyBawdySecrets

BlockyBawdySecrets, confession, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, Forbidden, Indulgent, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Naughty, NSFW, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secret, seductive, Sensual, taboo, tantalizing, WILDEST

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!

SovietSmackdownMC

ammunition, ammunition stockpile, ammunition supply, Armed Forces, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, russia ukraine, russians, SovietSmackdownMC, Syrskyi, Ukrainian strikes, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mines Excavated:	1780	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian strikes while fighting off russians with only half the ammunition! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of bombs. join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything can happen, even a pig riding a chicken into battle. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

BarebonesMP

BarebonesMP, Community, Dimensions, discrimination, Events, gameplay, generation, Giveaways, Griefing, HACKING, Lag, Leaderboards, Plugins, PvP, Reset, resource pack, respectful, Semi Vanilla, Server, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Void Gems Collected:	28

*BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Running since April 25th, 2019)*
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link:	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap:	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website:	https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:
24-7 Server Uptime and Over 5 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins

Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terratonic for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D Web Map for All Dimensions
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month
Map was Reset on January 10th, 2025

Server Rules:
1. No Griefing or Stealing
2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP
4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
7. The keyword is andesite
8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

FAQ:

1. How old is the server?

The server was established in 2019 and has been running since April 25th, 2019.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers Vanilla gameplay with QoL enhancing plugins, custom world generation, 3D web map for all dimensions, and more.

3. Can I participate in community events and giveaways?

Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month for its members to participate in.

4. What are some of the server rules?

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using unfair advantage mods
No discrimination of any kind
Be respectful and kind to other members

5. How often is the map reset?

The map was last reset on January 10th, 2025.

Epic Quest Journey 1.21

adaptation, Aku no Hana, Anime, controversial, cult classic, Dark, Director, Epic, Failure, fan discussion, Hiroshi Nagahama, Horror, Journey, Manga, Psychological, Quest, RETURN, Second season, series, speculation, Thriller, tv show, uzumaki

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	916
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Potions Brewed:	63
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, listen up fam! Forget about all that anime drama, come join our Minecraft server for some lit adventures!

We got creepers more explosive than Uzumaki’s failure, and our world is as twisted as Aku no Hana’s storyline.

Hiroshi Nagahama should be here building epic structures instead of worrying about second seasons.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and have you laughing like a crazy 4chan anon.

Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

WeddingCraft2021

000, 15, Castle, Catering, custom dress, DEBT, Deposit, Disney, dream wedding, fairytale, family, funding, horse-drawn carriage, House, Live Entertainment, Lottery, princess, savings, unrealistic, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crops Grown:	6798	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your princess dreams just like OP’s sister! We’ve got castles, horse-drawn carriages, and dresses that would make Disney jealous. But here’s the twist – you don’t need $15,000 to join, just a sense of humor and a love for all things outrageous!

Join us for the wedding of the century next summer, complete with live entertainment, elaborate catering, and maybe even a designer dress if you’re lucky. And don’t worry about going into massive debt, because on our server, everything is free – just like OP’s sister’s dream wedding!

So come on in and let your inner princess shine, because on our Minecraft server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry family member). Don’t be like OP, join us and live out your fairytale fantasies without breaking the bank!

PvP Danger Zones

danger, PvP, zones

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of getting into fights in boring old places like the grocery store or the library? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and pick fights in the most outrageous places imaginable! Want to throw down in a lava-filled volcano? We’ve got you covered. How about a battle in the middle of a herd of angry llamas? Done. And don’t even get us started on the epic showdowns that take place on top of the Ender Dragon’s back. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start picking fights in the most ridiculous places you can imagine!