CraftyChoice Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	126
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Animals Bred:	31

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of blocky history! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of bravery and adventure that awaits you on our server.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Join us on this server and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome beast in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, where he hosts weekly karaoke nights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

bros, Challenges, Crisis, current events, Downfall, election, leadership, Minecraft, News, not looking good, opposition, Politics, republican party, smp, Support, tough times, trump, Trump administration, TrumpBroGoneWrong, uh oh, uncertainty, US president, White House

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	5650
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	165	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	964
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inviting your boyfriend to a hotel room causes drama worthy of a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the secret boyfriend hidden in a hotel room. Who knew such a scandal could unfold in the world of Minecraft?

Embark on epic quests and build friendships stronger than any wedding invitation. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to adventure with?

Join now and experience the thrill of drama, intrigue, and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll stumble upon next? It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

CraftyHobbyist SMP

CraftyHobbyist, creative outlet, enjoyment, favorite hobby, favorite pastime, Fun, hobbies, hobby, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, interests, leisure activities, leisure pursuits, Passion, Pastime, personal time, recreational activities, Relaxation, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

If your answer isn’t “building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in Minecraft,” then you need to join our SMP right now! We have a community of players who are all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and absurdity. One time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava – and they survived! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad genius and create the most bonkers builds you can imagine, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

PixelChicks: No Flex Zone

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Potions Brewed:	54
Chimeras Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ores Mined:	8644

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with hunky Steve lookalikes just waiting to impress you with their block-building skills!

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the sexes as the men try to impress the ladies with their pixelated muscles and questionable fashion choices. From awkward pick-up lines to failed attempts at building extravagant structures, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who think wearing a blocky suit of armor is the height of fashion? Or witness a heated debate over the best way to farm wheat in the virtual world? You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and see for yourself!

And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – because love (and creepers) are always in the air!

SquadGoalsCraft

Cori Bush, Defeat, democratic party, Democratic primary, election results, grassroots activism, Missouri, political campaigns, political dynamics, political news, Politics, primary election, progressive, progressive agenda, progressive candidates, progressive movement, progressive movement setbacks, Progressive Politics, setback, squad, SquadGoalsCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ores Mined:	9417	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!

CountCraft: The Billion Block Challenge

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server dat will make u question ur very existence. dis server is so cray cray dat u will be like “am i in a dream or did i just eat too many mushrooms?”

join dis server if u wanna be part of a community dat is so obsessed with counting to 1 Billion dat they have forgotten how to do anything else. we have a counting competition every hour and the winner gets a virtual high five and a pat on the back.

but beware, once u start counting, u may never be able to stop. some players have been counting for so long dat they have forgotten their own names and now only respond to numbers.

so come on down to our server and see if u have what it takes to count to 1 Billion. but be warned, once u start, there’s no turning back.

CzechCraft: Tornado Tales

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	725	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2062

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more chaotic than the weather in Czechia is the pvp battles! we had a tornado hit our server on June 24, 2021 and it was lit af. you gotta see the damage survey we did, it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants.

the societal impacts were huge, like people started forming factions and fighting for resources like diamonds and emeralds. it was like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks.

we learned so many lessons from the tornado, like always build a secure shelter and never trust a pigman in a suit of armor. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, it’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your crafting skills.

Samsara: Where even ghosts need a whitelist to play Minecraft cross-platform on vanilla SMP 1.21!

Bastions, Biomes, Challenging, Crossplatform, Discord, East Coast, end cities, Ghosts, grave stones, HANDCRAFTED, Hardcore, Landclaim, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, no-frills, Play, Samsara, smp, Structures, Survival, united states, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Votes:	530	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to Samsara!

Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s world is never monotonous. Each zone tells its own story. Join the whitelist now on our Discord!

🔗 Full Website – Samsara.gg ✅ Join the Discord 📷 Follow us on Instagram

SERVER INFO

Version	1.21 Vanilla Java AND Bedrock
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

Survival

play.samsara.gg

whitelist

landclaim, voicechat, overworld piglins, giantspawn, grave stones

Hardcore

hard.samsara.gg

no whitelist

just hardcore goodness

What We Do NOT Have

NO fancy spawn, just a cozy tavern to stay the night
NO loot crates, titles, or paid for features
NO teleporting or item-spawning
NO world border
NO donations, voting, or ranks!

Come Play If You Want…

A EPIC hand crafted map
Impossible biomes
Familiar structures in brand new settings
END CITIES in deserts
BASTIONS in caves
Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep, Landclaim, Grave stones
A NEW and CHALLENGING experience

😎 Be kind and join the whitelist via the discord 👑

MineCraft XIVG – Endwalker Server

Balmung, Braaskin map, endwalker, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, x files, xivg

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	5782	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers for your entertainment. You won’t find these updates anywhere else, trust us!

Looking for resources, free companies, and linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon or two. Join now and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening from August 8th to August 26th, where you can participate in crazy quests, battle fire-breathing unicorns, and maybe even win a magical sword that shoots lasers. Who knows what surprises await you!

And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups where you can hang out with other players and discuss important topics like the meaning of life, the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon, and whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Previous players can attest to the insanity of our server, so don’t miss out on the fun. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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