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InstaThirstyBoysMC

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable Instagram habits? Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all types of thirst traps, whether you’re in a serious relationship or not! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to resist double tapping on those spicy pics. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of exes who will haunt you until you admit your thirst trap addiction. So come join us for a wild ride of Instagram drama and pixelated adventures!

FoodCraft Land

cuisine, Culinary, culinary geography, DISHES, food culture, food dishes, food history, food names, food naming, food origins, food trends, FoodCraft, foods, geography, Land, location names, locations, Naming, naming conventions, Origins, rare

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5675	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where all the locations are named after foods! imagine living in a place called Pizza Town or Ice Cream Island. you can even build your own house out of giant hamburgers or hot dog trees.

we have a secret underground city made entirely out of candy where you can battle evil gummy bears and chocolate zombies. and if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary peanut butter sword hidden in the jelly castle.

our server is so crazy, even the animals are food-themed. ride a bacon-wrapped pig into battle or tame a marshmallow sheep to help you build your dream dessert fortress.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the wildest food-themed minecraft server on the internet. who needs boring old locations when you can have a world full of delicious adventures?

NostrilStressCraft

Alternative Medicine, breathing techniques, health, holistic health, Impact, meditation, mental health, mind-body connection, mindfulness, nasal breathing, natural remedies, nostril breathing, nostril dominance, NostrilStressCraft, Relaxation, self-care, stress levels, Stress Management, stress relief, well-being, wellness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, this server is like the ultimate stress reliever, man. like, you know how sometimes you’re just, like, trying to mine some diamonds and then BAM, creeper blows up in your face? well, on this server, creeper explosions are, like, banned.

also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.

oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!

AI Waifu Craft Server

77811545, AI Waifu, Art AI, Bing, Craft, Create, DeepFloyd, Demo, general, leonardo, Local guide, Nemusona, Pixai, Prodia, Punch a feminist, Rentry, Server, stable diffusion, Thread, Unstability, waifu, waifus, Web UI

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

On our server, you can punch a feminist for free! That’s right, unleash your inner warrior and show those pesky feminists who’s boss. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of waifus who will guide you on your journey to greatness. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

But that’s not all – our server is powered by advanced AI technology that will blow your mind. From creating stunning art to predicting the future, our AI has it all. And if that’s not enough, we even have a virtual Floyd Mayweather who will challenge you to a boxing match. Can you defeat the champ and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NokoCraft Minecraft Server – Brainrot Edition

66429974, brainrot, Brainrot 3 Edition, Dumpster, Edition, gme, Good Morning Everyone, kek trash baggies, Minecraft, NokoCraft, Server, Super Noko Noko

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2034	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We promise you’ll have a better time than a trash baggie at a kek party. Our previous dumpster was so lit, even the rats were raving about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and mining. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good laugh instead? Come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s get this party started!

BlockyBodz

BlockyBodz, body image, body positivity, favorite body part, inner beauty, outer beauty, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-love journey, self-perception

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have your favorite body part as your Minecraft character? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Imagine running around as a giant eyeball or swinging a sword with your favorite toe. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can climb to the top and slide down on a giant toilet bowl. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with mustard.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite body part along the way!

NigerianCraft Minecraft Server

deceptive tactics, digital activism, digital propaganda, Disinformation, fake accounts, foreign influence, information warfare, Minecraft, misinformation campaign, Nigerian following, NigerianCraft, online deception, online influence, political agenda, political manipulation, pro-Reform UK content, Propaganda, Server, social media manipulation, social media strategy, Suspicious accounts, suspicious behavior, tiktok

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

LOLZ, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SUSPICIOUS ACCOUNTS WIT NIGERIAN FOLLOWING PUSHIN’ PRO-REFORM UK CONTENT ON TIKTOK! LIKE, WHOA, U CAN BUILD UR OWN CASTLE AND HAVE NIGERIAN FOLLOWERS CHEER U ON! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LEPRECHAUNS! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW! 🤠🚀🌈 #NigerianFollowersFTW

ZombieCraftLand

antibiotics, Bacteria, bacterium, Cases, Diagnosis, Disease, emergency, Epidemic, Flesh-eating, Healthcare, infection, Japan, Medical, mortality, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, Symptoms, Treatment, ZombieCraftLand

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

yo, have you heard about this crazy new minecraft server? it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a haunted house filled with flesh-eating bacterium! but don’t worry, it’s all just a fun game, no need to call the CDC.

join us and see if you can survive the deadly bacteria while building epic structures and battling creepy mobs. who knew a minecraft server could be so intense? come on, you know you wanna give it a try. plus, we have free virtual hand sanitizer for all players. so what are you waiting for? come get infected with fun on our server!

CaveManNoMirrorHat

Ancient, ancient humans, back of head, body awareness, caveman, CaveManNoMirrorHat, cognitive development., Curiosity, Evolution, History, human anatomy, introspection, MIRROR, Observation, perspective, physical limitations, prehistoric, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

yo, u ever wanted to see the back of ur head? well, join our minecraft server and u can do just that! we got magical mirrors that let u see every angle of ur noggin, even the ones u never knew existed.

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving. they will teach u their ways and u will become a certified underwater basket weaver in no time.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. join their ranks and help them achieve world domination, or just chill with them and eat grass all day. the choice is yours.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures of ur life. who knows, u might even discover the meaning of life hidden somewhere in our pixelated world.

Welcome to Pandora SMP, where chaos reigns, dragons fly, and factions unite in semi-anarchical realms of madness!

Biomes, Chaos, dragons, Factions, Fly, Government, griffins, madness, Ores, PANDORA, Realms, REIGNS, semianarchical, serpents, shields, smp, species, Survival, Township, Trees, unite, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Villages Defended:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to Pandora Minecraft Server

You have discovered a long lost land in the realms of minecraft. Here, dragons, griffins, and serpents roam the lands, more advanced shields have been discovered, and ancient long lost ores have emerged in the deep caverns. Different species of trees and biomes still inhabit this land. Here, you shall experience the struggles of survival, creating a functioning government and township, and even the death of war. Good luck!

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/6E8GD9v6Ts

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Pandora Minecraft Server?	Pandora is a Minecraft server set in a fantasy world with dragons, griffins, and ancient ores.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or through our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.
Is there a possibility of forming alliances or going to war?	Yes, players can create alliances, form governments, and engage in wars within the game.
Can I build my own township on the server?	Absolutely! Players are encouraged to build their own towns and establish thriving communities.