dire straits greatest hits Minecraft Servers

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Farms Harvested:	747	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	251	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Villages Defended:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Farms Harvested:	746	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Greek Factions

ancient greece, Bosses, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Multiplatform, Mythology, New server, PC, Phone, Players, PlayStation, Private messaging, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, season 1, Set Home Command, Shop, Skill Tree, Survival, tablet, Teleport Requests, Xbox

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9230	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

51.81.146.76:25584

ColdGames

Latest Version, LifeSteal, Minecraft bedrock, minecraft Java, Network, popular gamemodes, PvP, Survival, unique experiences

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	107	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1004	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

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Cosmetic Lifesteal

ableism, Abusing Spawn Protection, cosmetic, Hacking No Xray, Hate Speech, Hatefulness, Homophobia, Human Feces, hurtful, Kill Afks, LifeSteal, Loud Mic, NSFW Images, Ofline Raiding, Ping Executive/Mods, racism, Respect Privacy, self harm, spamming chat, Survival, Toxicity, troll

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

The Rules! (

= Applies to Discord |

= Applies to Minecraft)

NO Hatefulness/Hate SpeechNo Homophobia No Racism No Toxicity No Ableism

NO Hurtful/NSFW ImagesNSFW Images of Self-harm Images of Human Feces

PLEASE Respect PrivacyDon’t ask for Place of Residence Don’t ask for Number Don’t ask for Age

DONT be a trollDon’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason No spamming chat No Loud Mic -No Abusing Spawn Protection-Dont Kill Afks-No Ofline Raiding-No Hacking No Xray-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace-No ALT-No Combat Logging/Combat Tping/Using Astra Tp In Comabt-Dont Use Life Gems One Shot-No Spawn Camping/Farming-No Selling Cords/Giving Coords In Spec-No Lag Machines-No Breaking Signed Contracts Or Killing While Contracts Are Being Wrote(Any contracts made should be ran by a admin with a the arming signing the book) -No Putting Ender Dragon Egg/Netherite Armour Or Sword In Your Ender Chest/Putting The Egg/netherite Armour Or Sword In A Shulker And Ecing It-No Minimaps-No Tping To Players In Spec Mode-Use Common Sense-No CPVP-No Elytras in combat-No Riptide Tridents in combat-No Buliding Up In End Fight To Glitch Egg Spawn-One Mace Allowed

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