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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9335 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 2469 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?