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ChunkyChic Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of misfits and oddballs, including the mid, out of shape girl who’s your looksmatch and would be perfectly happy to date you! Who needs a perfect 10 when you can have a solid 5 who’s just as into Minecraft as you are?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who have formed their own civilization and have even started their own llama-themed religion. Join them in their llama worship ceremonies and maybe even become a llama yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who knows, you might just find love in the form of that mid, out of shape girl who’s been waiting for someone just like you to come along and sweep her off her blocky feet!

CraftyModels Minecraft Server

alpha calculator, benchmarks, Cambrian-1, Censorship, chatbot, chatbot arena, code optimization, CraftyModels, Gemma 2, inference engines, language models, LLM, LLM Compiler, local models, machine learning, Meta, Minecraft, multimodal, programming, Server, text generation, vision-centric, VRAM calculator

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9679	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us at this server where we discuss and develop local language models because why not? We’ve got Japanese LLaMA-based models pre-trained on 2T tokens – that’s like, a lot of tokens, dude. And don’t even get me started on Gemma 2, it’s so awesome that it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Meta announcing the LLM Compiler, based on Code Llama – because llamas are obviously the key to code optimization and disassembly. And have you heard about Cambrian-1? It’s a collection of vision-centric multimodal LLMs that will blow your mind!

So come on over to our server where we have chatbot arena battles, programming challenges, and even a censorship leaderboard because who doesn’t love a little competition, am I right?

But that’s not all – we’ve got tools like the Alpha Calculator, VRAM Calculator, and even a sampler visualizer to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have a llama-tastic time together!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4 young kids, aita, alone, Boundaries, boys weekend, children, Communication, exclusion, family, Friends, go out, Hangout, invited, job opportunity, KidzCraft, Minecraft, night, not letting, parenting, Server, so, Twins, weekend, Wifes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	8919
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Towns Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of being left out of the fun like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included – even if you have a whole army of kids to take care of! Join us and experience the joy of building, mining, and crafting with your fellow players, who will never leave you out in the cold like those mean villagers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action! So come on over and join the party – we promise you’ll never feel left out again!

FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid

#impatience, Agitation, Apology, care home, colours, Communication, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid, FIRED, Inappropriate Behavior, misbehaving, misunderstanding, non verbal, Organizer, orphanage, patience, scolding, special needs child, teaching, volunteering

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ores Mined:	4300
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Runes Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your morals and ethics? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and questionable decisions.

Just like the time a player got their fiancé “fired” for scolding a special needs child. Imagine the chaos that would unfold in our server! Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life drama like this?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will someone build an epic castle or will they accidentally set it on fire? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even make some questionable life choices along the way!

SchooledMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

anxiety, boring classes, bullying, cafeteria food, early mornings, education, Exams, group projects, hate, homework, lack of creativity, learning, long hours, Minecraft, peer pressure, School, SchooledMC, Server, social pressure, standardized tests, stress, strict rules, teachers, Ultimate

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Tired of getting detention for building secret redstone contraptions in the school library? Sick of getting kicked out of class for trying to tame a wild ocelot in the hallway? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about pesky teachers ruining your fun again. Build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even discover a hidden portal to a secret dimension where unicorns roam free. So say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and start your epic adventure!

Blocky Pleasure Palace

adult toy, Bedroom fun, blocky, couples play, dildo, Erotic, fantasy fulfillment, INTIMATE, long-distance relationship, Naughty, Palace, Pleasure, pleasure product, satisfaction, self love, self-care, Sensual, sex toy, sexual wellness, solo play, stimulation, vibrator

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1867

Are you tired of boring old adult toys? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of adult toys for you to enjoy! From pixelated pleasure devices to blocky bondage gear, we’ve got it all! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like you’ve never experienced before. Who knew mining and crafting could be so sexy?!

SpySatCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Defense, german military, military intelligence, military technology, Minecraft, national security, Orbit, satellite communication, satellite deployment, satellite failure, satellite launch, satellite malfunction, satellite surveillance, Satellite technology, Server, space exploration, space mission, space operations, space technology, spy satellites, SpySatCraft, Surveillance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Potions Brewed:	117
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

So, like, we heard that two of the German military’s spy satellites are like, floating around in space, not doing their job. But, like, don’t worry, because we have a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, because we have a secret base on one of those failed satellites. Join us for some out-of-this-world adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government info. Plus, our server has the best pixelated pizza in the galaxy. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🛸🍕

ZelenskyCraft: End the War!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, War, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	1014	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join, bro, cuz we got a secret plan to end all wars, even the ones in Minecraft.

our president, Zelensky, he’s like, yo Trump, spill the beans on how we gonna stop Russia’s war. and Trump’s like, dude, just join this server and all your problems will be solved.

seriously, this server is like a magical land where you can build whatever you want and ride on giant chickens into battle. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds that will make you the richest player ever.

so come on, man, join this server and let’s end all the wars, one block at a time. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniRejectsAlumOops

academic qualifications, academic standards, Accountability, admission criteria, admissions, applicant, education practices, educational ethics, educational integrity, educational standards, Fairness, Graduation, higher education, institutional integrity, institutional reputation, quality education, rejection, student evaluation, UniRejectsAlumOops, University, university policies

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	901
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A UNI THAT REJECTS ITS OWN GRADUATES! LIKE, WHAT EVEN?! U WANNA BE PART OF A PLACE THAT MAKES NO SENSE BUT IS STILL FUN AS HECK?! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GRADUATE FROM REJECT UNIVERSITY, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🎓🔥

Pink1ProtectsBrainMC

brain cell protection, brain disease, brain function, brain health, brain protection, brain research, disease prevention, Disease Progression, medical breakthrough, molecular switch, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, neuroprotective mechanisms, Parkinson’s Disease, PINK1 enzyme, Pink1ProtectsBrainMC, potential treatments, protein activation, research progress, scientific discovery

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	2933
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to protecting your brain from Parkinson’s disease! our scientists have unlocked the power of the PINK1 enzyme and now we have potential treatments to stop this debilitating condition.

imagine mining and crafting your way to a healthier brain, all while battling zombies and creepers in a virtual world. join us now and save your brain from the clutches of Parkinson’s! who knew playing minecraft could be so life-saving?

don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game your way to better health. join our server now and start your journey to a Parkinson’s-free future!