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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5652 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 56 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
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