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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

    Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 9484
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

    Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

    Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

    GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

    And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

    Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

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  • TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

    TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 4286
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

    Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

    And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

    So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

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  • CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

    CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 1013
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Crops Grown: 6236
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Star Shards Collected: 125
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Potions Brewed: 82
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

    Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1157
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 New Chunks Explored: 879634
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Alien Abductions: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Buildings Constructed: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

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  • Crafty Hero LOLz Server

    Crafty Hero LOLz Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3005
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Emeralds Found: 8411 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and humanity is on the brink of extinction! But fear not, because all of our consciousness has been gathered into a 4chan board hivemind. That’s right, you’ll be here forever, even after you die!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes, build your own fortress to protect yourself, and make friends with other survivors in this post-apocalyptic world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the zombie outbreak was actually caused by aliens trying to take over the planet. Will you uncover the truth and save humanity from total annihilation?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be out of this world!

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  • Pixel Peen Palace

    Pixel Peen Palace
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7234
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is all about costumes, Halloween, wings, and COS-PLAYS! Get ready to dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits you can imagine!

    Our last theme may not have been a hit, but this one is sure to be a crowd-pleaser! Everyone can participate and show off their creativity!

    And guess what? I’m back for today only! Who wants me to do their pic? ^.^ If you want it done privately, just message me on Kik, Telegram, or Discord. Everything sent will be kept private!

    Kik/Telegram: xskyexloverx Discord: mysteryxlover#6174

    Come join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement of our costume-filled world!

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  • GymCraft: Where Pixels Pump Iron!

    GymCraft: Where Pixels Pump Iron!
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6239
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 142668
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3454 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a workout like no other! Our virtual world is filled with creepers that will chase you around, giving you the ultimate cardio session. And forget about lifting weights, on our server you’ll be lifting diamond blocks to build your dream castle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret enchanted gym where you can train with legendary Minecraft characters like Steve and Creeper to level up your skills. Who needs a regular gym when you can get ripped in the world of Minecraft?

    So if you’re tired of the same old workout routine, come join our server for a fitness experience like no other. Who knew getting fit could be so fun and blocky?

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  • MomCraft: Vtuber’s GFE ASMR Adventure

    MomCraft: Vtuber’s GFE ASMR Adventure
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2624
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Alien Abductions: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Vtuber brings their mom to do GFE ASMR! Yes, you read that right! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you hear the soothing sound of a motherly voice whispering sweet nothings in your ear. It’s like a virtual hug from a Minecraft mom!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with LOLZ and surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that drop diamonds to creepers that break out into dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And did we mention the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the Vtuber’s mom and get invited to their next ASMR session!

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  • Crafty Creeper Covert Ops: The Ultimate Sneaky Server

    Crafty Creeper Covert Ops: The Ultimate Sneaky Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2699
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Mines Excavated: 1953
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Zombie Dances: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a whole new level of stealth gameplay! Sneak around like a ninja and assassinate your enemies without them even knowing what hit them.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has explosive PvP battles where you can blow up your friends and watch them fly across the map in a hilarious fashion.

    Oh, and did we mention the super rare loot that you can find hidden in secret dungeons? Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots rainbows and makes your enemies dance uncontrollably.

    Join us now for a wild ride of insanity and ridiculousness that you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • Big Brother’s Blocky Adventures

    Big Brother’s Blocky Adventures
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 2240
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Farms Harvested: 830 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even powerful nations can be surprised in catastrophic ways just like Israel on Oct. 7! Join us for a rare bipartisan experience as we reauthorize key intelligence powers that provide critical information on hostile states and threats ranging from terrorism to fentanyl trafficking.

    But beware, we have foreign actors interacting with Americans, so watch out for schizos among us! Our server is so secure that even the glowies won’t be able to track you down. And don’t worry about privacy concerns, we hope every last journalist gets executed – especially the AI ones!

    Join us as we break the rules around these 702 database checks repeatedly, just like the F.B.I.! And remember, there are ways to prevent abuses without compromising our critical national security value – did I mention every single journalist?

    So come on in and experience the thrill of not having probable cause needed for a warrant early in an investigation – that’s when our queries are most useful! Not one journo left standing on our server, so join now for an outrageous adventure you won’t forget!

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