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Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2778	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Enchantments Applied:	278	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Farms Harvested:	165	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8768
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	105	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crops Grown:	5864
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!