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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7345 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.
So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!