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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6118 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!