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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5143 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 50 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 250 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 210 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
