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BlockBucksBrawl

Asshole, BlockBucksBrawl, cigarettes, family, Food, health, Household, income, insurance, mini stroke, MONEY, parents, Priorities, ptsd, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Siblings, stress, Support, Therapy, tight finances

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s messes while your own life falls apart? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of reality! We promise no one will ask you for money for cigarettes, because in our virtual world, cigarettes don’t even exist! Plus, our special therapy practice involves building pixelated houses and battling creepers, guaranteed to cure any stress-induced mini strokes. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind – after all, who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

DailyDoseOfMinecraftSMP

daily habits, DailyDoseOfMinecraftSMP, Exercise, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy living, hydration, learning, meditation, mindfulness, nutrition, positivity, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, Routine, self-care, Sleep, socializing, Time management

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the cows have taken over and demand to be worshipped as the true rulers of the land. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you offer them a diamond or two. Plus, our server is the only place where you can find a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers who have surprisingly good taste in music. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the madness and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

ScentlessCraft

anosmia, aroma, emotional connection, favorite scent, Fragrance, longing, Loss, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, olfaction, olfactory, scent memory, ScentlessCraft, sense loss, sense of smell, sensory deprivation, sensory deprivation disorder, sensory experience, sensory perception, sensory processing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

If you suddenly lost your sense of smell, the smell you’d miss the most would be the scent of our epic Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (they’re not very good at it, but they try). Plus, our diamond mines are rumored to be so rich, even Herobrine is jealous! So come join us and experience the most fragrant adventure of your Minecraft life!

SSMP: Where the only thing whiter than our sheep is the whitelist

ADMIN, Builds, Claiming, Economy, Farms, gameplay, Highways, Infrastructure, Jobs, Limits, multiplayer, Plugins, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sheep, Shop, Shops, SSMP, Survival, tps, Whitelist, WHITER

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Server Name	SSMP: Simple Survival, 1.21
Description	SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS. Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.
Features	2 /sethomes + bed easy /spawn access developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) rare head drops physical and active player-based economy gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, use the IP address SSMP.io in your Minecraft client.

Are there any limits on gameplay?

We do not place limits on gameplay as long as it follows our simple rules. Feel free to create large scale builds and redstone contraptions.

Can I use mods on the server?

We allow some mods, but please make sure they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Is there an admin shop or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement. We do not have an admin shop or jobs system.

What is the discord server for?

Our discord server is a place for players to chat, coordinate, and stay updated on server events and announcements.

LadariusCraft Minecraft Server

African American, aspiration, black american, culture, desire, Diversity, dream, ethnicity, FANTASY, first name, heritage, Identity, Irish surname, Ladarius, LadariusCraft, longing, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, name.., racial identity, self-identity, Server, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	81
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Farms Harvested:	297
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	3731	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be – even a black American with a Ladarius-like first name and an Irish surname! Join us and live out your wildest identity fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden treasure of leprechaun gold at the end of a rainbow! So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Lost in Blocks – Minecraft SMP /ptng/ #139

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Embers of Long Night, Eugenics, Faded Pursuit, Glimmer in the Shadows, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Nasty, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Tier List

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crops Grown:	1633	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Star Shards Collected:	159	Astral Projections Made:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and activities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for the [Embers of Long Night] event where you’ll have to survive against hordes of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Or how about the [Glimmer in the Shadows] arrest event where you’ll have to outsmart the sneaky Endermen trying to steal all your diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the [Faded Pursuit] directional arrest and try to catch the elusive creeper who’s been causing chaos in the village. And don’t forget about the [Mania Training] phase 7 where you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with exploding TNT blocks!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret societies lurking in the shadows (/ptng/ in sig when applying). And don’t forget to redeem the secret codes (sɓu!ʇʇǝs ʇunoɔɔⱯ u! ɯǝǝpǝꓤ)sǝpoꓛ for some extra surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ

alone, amicable, bbq, Boyfriend, CoParenting, crying, Divorce, drinks, ex wife, ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ, family gathering, Friends, Gathering, Movie, parents, Party, saturday, sister, texted, Therapist, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekends? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between you and those pesky creepers!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a family BBQ when you can have a blocky adventure with us?

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you decide to take a break and have some alone time, no one will send you angry messages about ruining the party. We understand the importance of self-care, especially when it involves watching movies and having drinks alone in the comfort of your own virtual world.

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new in-game family that’s way cooler than your real one!

MommyNoNoCraft

Assistance, Awareness, child safety, child welfare, Communication, Community, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Help, intervention, judgment, misunderstanding, MommyNoNoCraft, Motherhood, Neighborhood, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, societal norms, stranger danger

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler in a t-shirt and nappy wandering the streets at night? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like the little boy following the dog, you’ll be following your instincts and exploring new territories in our server. Who knows what kind of characters you’ll come across – from overprotective mothers to misunderstood heroes like yourself.

And just like the woman who accused our player of trying to lead her child astray, you’ll encounter some drama and hilarious misunderstandings along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the excitement, the laughter, and the unexpected moments that make Minecraft truly unforgettable. Just remember, keep an eye on your fellow players – you never know who might need a helping hand or a good laugh!

SimpleSMPStruggles

Baffling, Challenging, complex, COMPLICATED, confounding, demanding, Difficult, EASY, Effortless, HARD, intricate, LABORIOUS, mind-boggling, perplexing, puzzling, Simple, SimpleSMPStruggles, straightforward, taxing, Tricky

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to build a house without getting blown up by creepers every five seconds! But don’t worry, our resident expert creeper whisperer will teach you how to negotiate with them and maybe even make them your pets.

If you’re tired of the same old boring SMPs where everyone just builds boring old houses and farms, then come join us for some wacky adventures. We have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a secret base filled with diamonds and treasure (but shh, don’t tell anyone).

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our annual “Hunger Games” event where players battle it out in a fight to the death (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…mostly).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most chaotic, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyNostalgia

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyNostalgia, Carefree, carefree days, Childhood, childhood memories, early memories, early years, formative experiences, formative years, growing up, Innocence, long-term memories, Memories, Nostalgia, past, playful, pre-teen years, teenage years, young age

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Mines Excavated:	1764
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ores Mined:	7792	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Remember the good ol’ days when your biggest worry was whether your Minecraft house had enough diamond blocks? Well, on our server, we’re bringing back those childhood memories in a big way! Join us and relive the glory days of your youth, where the only responsibilities you had were mining for resources and fighting off creepers.

Our server is like a time machine, transporting you back to a simpler time when your biggest decision was whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of Steve. With endless possibilities and a community of players who are just as nostalgic as you are, you’ll feel like a kid again in no time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and blasting “All Star” by Smash Mouth in the background? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate blast from the past on our Minecraft server!