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Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	614483	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

LOLcraft: Holokek’s Rage Zone

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make you say “Holokek, I’m really mad right now” (but in a good way, of course)!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about exploring our enchanted forest filled with talking trees who will tell you the dankest memes of the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers are the HR Department

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Farms Harvested:	184	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring interviews and pretending to be a responsible adult with a real job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and tell everyone you’re a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional bubble wrap popper. No one will question your career choices here, just come and have a blast building, exploring, and trolling other players. Who needs a real job when you can have this much fun in our virtual world? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Astros league

Adrenaline-pumping PvP encounters, Adventure, AFK area, Arena Pvp, Astros league, Balanced Economy, Cracked, Ddos Protection, Discord, Extensive shop, Heart shop, King of the Hill battles, Lifesteal gameplay, minecraft server, Multiplayer Survival, Numerous events, Paper, Premium, Skills, Tlauncher

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Potions Brewed:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Astros League Network

Features:● Lifesteal gameplay: Every battle is a chance to regain your strength!● Numerous events to keep the excitement flowing.● Extensive shop to equip yourself for victory.● Heart shop for quick boosts.● AFK area for relaxation between battles.● Adrenaline-pumping PvP encounters.● Compete for dominance in King of the Hill battles.

Join our vibrant community on Discord: https://discord.gg/mXG7FBc9uGConnect to the server at: astro.join-mc.net

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Faerie Funland: Where You Can Conquer Your First Map and More!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Wilderness Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re exploring a magical land filled with faeries and unicorns, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure. But watch out, because the faeries are not too happy about you invading their territory!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil faerie queen and claim the throne for yourself. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of angry faeries who will stop at nothing to reclaim their land. And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate faerie conqueror!

Crafty Queers: The Ultimate Writing Minecraft Server #303

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a server full of crazy adventures, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil zombie villagers with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a spectacular fireworks display!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Dance the night away with these explosive creatures and maybe even learn a thing or two about redstone engineering.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and prankster Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Pixelpeak

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Star Shards Collected:	170

Server IP: mc.pixelpeak.club

mc.pixelpeak.club

PenumbraLagcraft: Laggy but still better than trying to get a girlfriend

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Towns Built:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9045
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Penumbralcraft Server Overview

Server Info	Details
Server IP	penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Recommended Memory	12Gb
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Forge Version	forge 47.2.17
Java Version	Java 17 required

Features:

Eldritch Exploration: Traverse altered landscapes and outer space.
Extreme Engineering: Build grandiose structures and craft weaponry.
Arcane Power: Delve into magic and sorcery for immense power.
Creature Collection: Amass minions and monsters to secure your dominion.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

What is Penumbralcraft?

Penumbralcraft is a Minecraft server with a focus on a survival PvP experience combined with a builders toolset. It offers a rules-lite environment for players to enjoy faction wars or solo gameplay.

What modpack does Penumbralcraft use?

Penumbralcraft uses the Curseforge modpack of the same name.

What are some key server details?

Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Recommended memory: 12Gb

Minecraft version: 1.20.1

Forge required: forge 47.2.17

Java version required: Java 17

What special features does Penumbralcraft offer?

Eldritch Exploration: Explore outer space and otherworldly dimensions.
Extreme Engineering: Build grand structures and craft powerful weaponry.
Arcane Power: Delve into magic and forbidden sorcery for immense power.
Creature Collection: Amass a formidable array of monsters and minions to secure dominance.

Spot Games VS Hypixel

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Hypixel VS Spot Games

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Premium features available for in-game purchase
Regular updates and events	Sometimes experiences server lag due to high traffic

Spot Games

Pros	Cons
Dedicated community	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Regular updates and improvements	Limited game modes compared to Hypixel
Accessible on multiple Minecraft versions	May lack the same level of polish and features as Hypixel

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Spot Games.

2. Which server offers more game modes?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of game modes compared to Spot Games.

3. Which server has a more dedicated community?

Spot Games is known for having a dedicated community.

4. How often do both servers receive updates?

Both Hypixel and Spot Games receive regular updates and improvements.

HoholyaCraft: Where Russia Rules and Hoholya Drools

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our diamond mines are filled with endless riches and our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players (and sheep, because why not?). So come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and love for all things ridiculous!

Minecraft LOLz: Kek it Do Be Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	4170	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies tell knock-knock jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside a llama army as you battle your way through dungeons filled with evil chickens and vindictive villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves to impress the mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may look cute, but they’re deadly with a diamond sword in hand.