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BaguetteCraft: Where the only thing getting chopped is creepers!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even a French butcher selling pork got kidnapped and beaten for it! And guess what? He made TikTok videos about it!

On our server, you can sell anything you want, from halal to pork, without fear of being kidnapped by mysterious men in a van. And if anyone dares to attack you, just tell them to come see you in the game!

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. Just remember, it’s all about learning to “live together” in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Husbands Minecraft – Where Men Get Allowance and Women Rule the Train on Women’s Day!

Allowance, Crafty, criticism, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Day, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, foreign people, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Husbands, husbands get allowance, Japan, Men, Minecraft, progress, rule, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Train, Women, Women’s only train, Women’s day, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	8107	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a totally wacky way! Join us and experience a world where gender inequality doesn’t exist because all the creepers are actually feminists fighting for equal rights!

Forget about the stereotypes of Japan, on our server, women rule the land and foreign players are welcomed with open arms (and diamond swords)! You’ll never feel off again once you join our crazy community where anything is possible, from building giant sushi houses to riding on flying pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of surprises and laughs?

Crafty McCraftface Adventures

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Star Shards Collected:	97	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet! Our community is full of crazy characters like a talking cow who gives out free diamonds and a zombie who moonwalks while attacking creepers.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like a weekly dance party at the Nether disco and a treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may not actually exist).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

CraftyN00bs, cry, current events, digital age, envy, Frustration, humor, Imagine, internet culture, internet slang, Jealousy, meme, Nevada, NVfag, NVfags, Online Community, online identity, right now, sarcasm, social media, trending, viral, virtual reality

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition

Adventures, approaching men, confidence building, Crafty, dating advice, dating tips, Edition, empowerment, FEMCEL, femcels, finding love, How to get a man, ManHunting, Marriage, relationship advice, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, Wedding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	100
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5998

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!

Crafty Shooty Land

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Votes:	3294	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!

Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8501	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8947
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!

Gore-tastic Kingdom

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the gore and rekt!

Join us if you want to see epic battles where players fight to the death with nothing but their bare hands and a few rotten potatoes. Witness the most brutal PvP matches where blood is spilled and heads roll (literally).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Goreporn Night” where players can compete in the most gruesome challenges to win rare prizes. From swimming in a pool of lava to hunting down creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, the possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart race and your stomach churn, come join us! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.