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Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	13154	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	73	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dimension Hops:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crops Grown:	4247
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Animals Bred:	184	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	6117	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Farms Harvested:	216	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4471	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Chimeras Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!

EmotionCraft – Emoji Masters

Behavior, Communication, digital communication, emoji, EMOJIS, emotional intelligence, emotionally intelligent, EmotionCraft, Expression, Friends, gender differences, Language, Masters, Men, nonverbal cues, Psychology, relationships, romantic partners, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, Texting, Women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the emojis flow like a river of tears from emotionally intelligent women and men with high emotional intelligence! 🌈💖🤣

imagine a world where every block is made of emojis and every mob speaks in emoticons! 🤯🤪

our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping heart emojis instead of exploding! 💣❤️

join us now and experience the most emotionally intelligent minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌

who needs diamonds when you can mine for emojis and build a castle out of heart emojis? 💎❤️🏰

don’t be a square, join our server and let your emotions run wild in the world of minecraft! 😜🎮💥