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BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

apple watch, Boyfriend, ChunkCraft, Comment, double date, FITNESS, Friend, ghosted, healthy lifestyle, LASAGNA, Lifestyle, Minecraft, OFFENDED, opinion, overweight, Rude, Running, sedentary, Server, Training, UNCOMFORTABLE, weightlifting

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

adoption, Apology, baby, bad parent, congratulations, ex, ExParentalAdvisory, Friends, groceries, insult, joking, LAUGH, Lesbian, Niece, relationship, SPLIT, step, Store, time and place, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8548	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Farms Harvested:	503	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	5710
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Star Shards Collected:	177
Enchantments Applied:	234	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!