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  • ””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”

    ””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous lands and build the most epic structures known to man.

    But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.

    And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Trashy Pokemon SMP Draw Thread

    The Trashy Pokemon SMP Draw Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Join our Halloween Edition Minecraft SMP where we welcome Pokemon OCs and Fakemons! That’s right, you can bring your own crazy creations to the server and show them off to the world.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you bring your own fakemons, but you can also request drawings of them from our talented artists. Just start your post with “requesting” or “/r/” and provide descriptions, links, and image references. Who knows, you might end up with a masterpiece of your very own fakemon!

    And if you’re feeling inspired to start drawing yourself, we have resources for beginners and plenty of help available in our Drawing Improvement/Progress thread. Show off your skills, request edits, and colorings, and become a master artist in no time.

    But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Ignore the shitposters and attention whores, report any spam, and just focus on having a good time. And don’t forget to check out our booru to see all the amazing creations that have been done by our talented community.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Halloween Edition Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just become the next Picasso of fakemons.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

    Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

    Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • /Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    /Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

    Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

    Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

    In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

    If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cirque du Mine: Chapter 63 Minecraft Server

    Cirque du Mine: Chapter 63 Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Cirque du Freak for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and jaw-dropping surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of circus performers who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They can juggle creepers, tame Ender Dragons, and even ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel in our server that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Cirque du Freak today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the clown zombies – they’re a real hoot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP