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PutinPartyInMexico

arrest, Arrest warrant, controversy, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international politics, mexico, Négotiation, political tension, president, putin, PutinPartyInMexico, rejection, Request, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crops Grown:	8907	Dragon Eggs Found:	6555
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5862	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

association, Boost, cannabis and schizophrenia, cannabis policies, controversial link, CraftyCannaLand, legalization, new study, no contribution, prescription stimulants, prior research, recreational cannabis, recreational cannabis legalization, recreational cannabis policies, research, Rising, schizophrenia, state policies, stim, stimulant distribution, Usa

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

ChatGames, Crates, Craziness, Custom Items, develop, Discord, discord server, everyday, Fonnexia, Fonnexia.se, funny, improve, Ip:, MCMMO, Network, Play, Server, Swedish, Swedish server, Swedish towny-server, Times, Tokens, Towny Server, welcome

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5173	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mines Excavated:	1709	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Animals Bred:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	781
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5126	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

alluring names, appealing names, attractive names, baby names, beautiful names, charming names, classic names, CraftyCreeperz, cute names, elegant names, favorite names, handsome names, lovely names, modern names, popular names, pretty names, stylish names, timeless names, traditional names, trendy names, unique names

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ores Mined:	7077	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.