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BlushCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, awkward, beauty, BlushCraft, blushing, Body language, Communication, creep, cute girl, embarrassed, first impression, FLIRTING, hair salon, hair styling, Haircut, Minecraft, Nervous, personal appearance, salon experience, self-conscious, Server, Social Interaction, stylist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your awkward interactions with hairdressers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, nobody cares how red your face gets when someone touches your hair! Join us for a hair-raising adventure where you can build your own salon and practice your flirting skills without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love among the pixelated haircuts. So come on, join us and show that hairdresser who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: DrewMcIntyre420

Drew McIntyre, Drew McIntyre at Bash in Berlin, DrewMcIntyre420, I am the Taylor Swift for men, I’m gonna show the world, I’m gonna show you, McIntyre Dominance, McIntyre Empire, McIntyre Legacy, McIntyre Mania, McIntyre Phenomenon, McIntyre Revolution, McIntyre Showdown, McIntyre World Tour, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Scottish Champion, Scottish Wrestler, smp, wrestling superstar, wwe, wwe champion

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	130
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, Drew McIntyre himself appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a wrestling match in Berlin! And guess what? He’s the Taylor Swift for men!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like llama jousting, chicken racing, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

PlushiePurgeCraft

attachment, childhood toy, cleanliness, comfort object, Communication, compromise, disagreement, germs, health, hygiene, long-term relationships, otaku hobbies, PlushiePurgeCraft, relationships, sharing a bed, Sickness, sleeping habits, sleeping with stuffed animals, stuffed animal, travel habits, Washing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness, even for stuffed animals! Join us and experience the thrill of washing virtual stuffed animals to prevent in-game germs and mites from spreading. Just like in real life, we believe in the power of hygiene, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your virtual stuffed animals can get sick and spread their germs to other players if not properly washed. Take on the challenge of keeping your in-game plushies clean and germ-free, all while embarking on epic adventures with your friends.

Don’t be like the girlfriend in the story who refused to wash her stuffed animal for 15+ years – join our server and show her the importance of hygiene in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe her mom the nurse will even join us and learn a thing or two about virtual cleanliness.

So come on, join our server and let’s wash away those in-game germs together! Remember, a clean stuffed animal is a happy stuffed animal in the world of Minecraft.

CashMeOutsideMC SMP

abundance, affluence, CashMeOutsideMC, defiance, extravagant spending, extravagant wealth, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, high society, INDEPENDENCE, lavish living, living large, luxury, millionaire lifestyle, opulence, power, prosperity, Rebellion, smp, success, wealth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Do you want to flex on all your friends with your virtual wealth? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us and amass so much virtual wealth that even Notch himself would be jealous.

Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Want to prove you have the biggest brain in the game? Join our weekly trivia nights where the winner gets a diamond block! Think you’re the best PvPer around? Take on our reigning champion in a 1v1 battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hermit Crab, a giant crab that roams the oceans of our world. Defeat the Hermit Crab and claim its treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show the world what true ‘fuck you’ money looks like!

SecretCraft: Shhh…Don’t Tell!

clandestine habits, concealed activities, confidential actions, confidential routines, covert habits, covert practices, hidden behaviors, hidden habits, personal rituals, personal secrets, private actions, private behaviors, secret activities, secret habits, SecretCraft, Shhh…Dont, undisclosed activities, undisclosed behaviors, undisclosed habits, undisclosed practices, unshared actions, unshared behaviors

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Do you secretly build giant statues of llamas in your Minecraft world when no one is looking? Well, guess what? Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner llama-loving architect! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama-themed adventures, secret llama societies, and even a llama rodeo every Saturday night (Disclaimer: llamas not actually included in rodeo). So come on, join our server and let your llama obsession run wild!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, CraftyCraze, digital communication, digital identity, forum post, internet forum, internet post, internet privacy, long tail, Minecraft, No. 270079367, online anonymity, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online interaction, online persona, online presence, Server, Tag, User-generated content

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against zombie llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and our admin team consists of magical unicorns who grant wishes to lucky players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Motor/sp/ort Madness Minecraft SMP

4 Hours of Spa-Francorchamps, Arca, Bitnile.com Grand Prix of Portland, Circuit de Nevers Magny-Cours, Circuit ICAR, circuit zandvoort, Coke Zero Sugar 400, Daytona International Speedway, Dutch Grand Prix, elms, Formula 1, GT Festival #1, GT Festival #2, GTWC Asia, GTWC Australia, GTWC Europe, IMSA Pilot, Indy NXT, IndyCar, LIUNA 175, madness, Magny-Cours #1, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, Mobility Resort Motegi, Motegi, Motor sport, motorsport, MX-5 Cup, NASCAR Canada, NASCAR Cup, NASCAR Trucks, NASCAR Xfinity, Okayama International Circuit #1, Phillip Island Grand Prix Circuit, Portland International Raceway, smp, Sprecher 150, Super Formula, Virginia International Raceway Race #1, Virginia Is For Racing Lovers Grand Prix, Wawa 250

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like a NASCAR race on steroids! Join us for some high-octane action and adrenaline-pumping races that will have you on the edge of your seat.

We’ve got more races than you can shake a stick at, from NASCAR Xfinity to GTWC Australia to Super Formula and everything in between. And the best part? You can participate in all of them right from the comfort of your Minecraft world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you race against your friends in virtual cars while building your dream world at the same time? It’s like living in a fast and furious dreamland where anything is possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of the race and the excitement of Minecraft all in one place. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

BlockyBanterCraft

BlockyBanterCraft, deportation, deported, difficult decision, difficult living situation, family, family dynamics, Household, illegal entry, illegal immigrants, immigration, living situation, overcrowded, overcrowding, Police, privacy, Report, sham marriage, sharing, stress, VISAS

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	287
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your overcrowded house with random strangers who think vacuuming at 7am is a good idea? Look no further, we’ve got the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and build your own virtual paradise where you can have your own bedroom, shower whenever you want (without it breaking three times a week), and keep your diary safe from nosy relatives. No need to worry about sharing food or having to hide it like it’s a precious treasure – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last diamond block.

And the best part? No fake visas or sham marriages here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination. So come on over and leave the drama behind – because on our server, the only thing getting deported is your stress and worries. Join now and start building your dream world today!

BreakupCraft SMP

biggest killer, BreakupCraft, Communication, dishonesty, financial issues, Infidelity, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of appreciation, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of intimacy, lack of quality time, lack of respect, poor conflict resolution, relationships, smp, social media, Technology, Trust, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	8486	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to life’s most burning questions, like what is the biggest killer of relationships nowadays? Is it creepers blowing up your house? Is it accidentally hitting your friend’s pet wolf with a diamond sword? Or is it simply not sharing your enchanted golden apples? Find out on our server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “TNT explosion!” Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your diamonds).

CraftyCrisis

breakdown, Chaos, confusion, CraftyCrisis, Crisis, Disaster, Distress, emergency, extreme stress, fear, helplessness, HysteriA, Incompetence, irrational behavior, Meltdown, Panic, poor decision making, shock, Trauma, unpreparedness, worst reaction

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crops Grown:	1074	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magic Items Found:	5607	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Have you ever seen someone panic so hard during an emergency that they accidentally started building a house instead of calling for help? Well, if you want to witness more hilarious chaos like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!