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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6100 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9058 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!