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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1443 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4754 |
okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.
