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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9825 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Crops Grown: | 5690 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 50 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.